"A mostly wet 1996 Targa Tasmania in a quick BMW M3R"

 "A mostly wet 1996 Targa Tasmania in a quick BMW M3R"

In my 51 years of rallying, this is the prettiest & fastest rally car I have been in. 

It was a gentleman crew - yes, we were "dreamin" - of Pat Barber & Simon Brown

Which was brought to you by an array of BHP’s associate sponsors!

BMW Melbourne, who supplied the most important piece - the BMW M3R

M & J Novak Panels – South Melbourne 

– for the “ab fab” stunning hand-painted BMW coloured logo flag tail decor

Beaurepaires - for the Dunlop R - "Dry" spec 

BHP Transport - from the Team Captain

BHP Petroleum - cause we used a bit of it

BHP Temco - cause they are in Tassie

BP - cause the small BP logo looked cute on the rear 1/4s of the M3R!

Bells Hotel South Melbourne - for event planning meetings

Now-a-days old rally mates often chat about the "good old days" via social media rather than a halfway rub - a - dub.

Here is a HRA Facebook Group chat from a few months ago between these teammates.

Simon Brown

Pat, thanks for the extra Laser TX3 and M3R pics. And yes, you are so right, we had some great times in rallying over the years.

We did pretty well in the ARC in '96 in that little Laser TX3  from Southern City Ford, 5th outright wasn't it?

There was also a loaner Subaru Brumby ute and a SWB Ford Maverick along the way.  Any I have forgotten?

As for the M3R and Targa, that was a quick car 🚘!  The rain and some silly mechanical issues got in the way.

Simon Brown

Some things from that Targa that immediately flash up - entering a control - in the wet - backwards!

Breaking down with the driveshaft bolts failure at traffic lights in Kingston on a transport just out of Hobart. Then, when letting the service crew know where we were and then stating they were still in Hobart - my immediate reply- "oh you are only 12 kms away" with some local knowledge as I was standing next to a signpost that said, "Hobart 12". 

Then a long lunch in Hobart organising the replacement parts that were airfreighted in, weren’t they?

Learning how to groove tyres over the phone with Russell Stuckey

And still a highlight, the night in the Queenstown hotel on the quick survey weekend. The locals in the bar who had never got over the hill to Hobart too much inbreeding in that town!

Pat Barber

After another spin in the wet we found that the ABS worked 140k in reverse.

Simon Brown

And flicking the Terratrip over to the "speed " setting on the early flat-out run along the high plains on the Cethana stage and seeing 220+ kms before quickly flicking it back to the "distance" setting for comfort!  Following by the steep descent off the high plain down to the hairpin left at the Spectator Point at the bottom. Pat, how many cars did we pass going down the hill? 4 or 5 maybe, including a Torana SLR plus another, on the inside into the hairpin left. That BMW M3R was as good as stopping as it was to get going!

Pat Barber

The brakes on M3R were outstanding. Slamming my size 9 boot on the panache pedal at 200k, I could feel my eyeballs losing from their socket.  There were only 10 M3R units produced and they had the same ABS system as the Williams f1 cars. I have never passed so many cars in my life, seen some many cars also smashed to bits. I must say that you never said much and note reading was outstanding. It's shame I chose the wrong tyres, it was truly a hand full in the wet.

Simon Brown

At the end of this classic Cethana stage I said to the other BMW M3 crew we chasing this - dry - day, "I now know what Targa Tassy is all about"!

Pat Barber

Targa, I don't remember where it was but the instruction was "10 crest 100 sharp downhill 5 right " over the and it very steep, wet and what road there was covered in mud and cow shit. At the turn right there was what left of a hedge with several cars in the paddock, (one was on its roof) the ABS system kept us dead straight all the way around the corner, where there was another pile of wrecks and people running around like chooks with their heads cut off.  Funny how things stick in your mind even after all those years.

Pat Barber

Back in the good old days, lot fun inside and out of the cars. That's one thing they can't take away "the memories "

Yes, back in the good old days.

But I am always looking forward  ...

Over the next few months, I have three new firsts for my rally career.

My10th Down the Drains in July with a new driver Amy Jane Roberts in her pretty little Echo called Delta

Graham Wallis's Mallee Tour in August with John- Rawson in my New Neo Navara ute - as part so the Noog Pub Ute Rally Team with Bruce - I've been there before - Wilson & Peter - Joe Cool - Fraser to relive our "Glory Days win" of the 2008 BP Ultimate Olde BP Rallye which spent a lot of time in the Mallee, inc our event recovery section of Bronzewing after a earlier stuff up at the "Iron Clad Tank milling" with @ six other crews.

And finally, I am running with another new driver car & combo for the IMofDS Trial Tour (In Memory of Dave Smith) that is Derrick White in one of his fleet; being late model - standard off the used car lot  -  Subaru WRX, my first competitive ride in a WRX, no less.

Links
Australian Rally History - Tom Snooks - report of the 1996 Targa Tasmania with Route Map on page 5
https://australianrallyhistory.com.au/targa-tasmania-2/1996-targa-tasmania/

Short Video of the 1996 Targa Tasmania  - just to show how wet it was for a few days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7yXJVkxuo

The Southern City Ford Laser TX3 turbo Pat & myself came home 5th in the 1986 Australian Rally Championship


Postscript

I first wrote this blog in June last year.  

A bit of water has gone under the bridge since then, both good and bad.  

I have rejoined my first Car club, CCRMIT, which I first joined at the start of 1974 when I entered RMIT as a "freshman" to study a three-year Land Valuing degree ("what happened ..." is a valid question 
- which was addressed at my 
70th birthday bash last July) 


and immediately got "seconded" by Dave Lambie as the committee's Campus Rep as CCRMIT HAD to have some student members, and they were a little thin on the ground up Bowen Street that year. 

 









And I am working with one of my old rally mates, Bernard Miron - I was Course Checker of a few of his George Derrick Trials in the 1990s - on his upcoming CCRMIT Presidents Trial, which I directed three times in the late 1970s.
















And another rally adventure awaits with the Historic Rally Club of NSW & ACT High Country Tour at the end of March, with my partner from the Graham Wallis Mallee Tour last August, John Rawson, this time in my pretty little Lexus IS200 known as Michelle.

How my Lexus has been tagged "Michelle" is a story of yet another road trip by Man on Road last year.  That is yet another MonR story on its own right!

https://hrcnsw.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/High-Country-Tour-2026-Flyer.pdf


 

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